funny jokes come now!! translated intor Arabic

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thanks bro
i like those jokes
and i have some also
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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If you see an elephant sitting on the chair, what time is it
Time to buy a new chair
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What's black and white and red over
A newspaper! Because it's read all over
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What would you do if you broke your arme in tow places?? 0
Stay away from those tow places.
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How does an animal doctor look inside a tiger's mouth??0
Very carefully

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