kids in school think quick

[ياسمينة دمشق]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

[Sara Rose]

Greetings
thanks very much
for this this funny topic
Parts of God Paradise
may god bless you
its really toooo funny
In Amanullah...

[ياسمينة دمشق]

Thank you for posting your signature on my page sister

[آيـــه]

thnx sis for that jokes
i like them
may god bless u sis
yasminat demashk

[ياسمينة دمشق]

Thank you Dear
Best regards

[¤~أسمــــاء~¤]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
thank you sister for these jokes
so funny
may allah bless you

[salam_sunshine]

Al salamu alaikum all
The jokes are very funny They are great Yasmina!!!!!!!!!!
Please allow me to draw your attention to something I noticed
All of you refered to Allah as God)
please always write Allah not God
because Allah taught us through the Quran that his name is Allah .I think its obligatory to translate the meaning of Allah to a native speaker of English if that's necessary.

I mean it's ok to say God for translation purposes
Thanks Asma for writing Allah
Also Thank you all

[ashraf3h4]

so many thanks sister
may ALLAH bless you
you really did great effort
I really enjoyed these funny jokes
waiting for more and more of your topics
I think u forget it to write ALLAH
it'll be better as my sister told you
thanks again
may ALLAH bless you

[ياسمينة دمشق]

Thank you Dear Asma

[ياسمينة دمشق]

I think you are right sister Salam
Thank you for your nice advice