Hehehe, The Indians’ English is really hard to decrypt!
They have an awful pronunciation, which leads to misunderstanding.
This made me recall the joke about someone from the Arabic gulf in Britain. As we know, many of our brothers in the Arabic Gulf cannot pronounce the "P" correctly. They pronounce it "B" instead.
The Khaliji man was driving down the town, and when he wanted to park, he saw a policeman, and then asked: «Can I Bark here? » The policeman replied: «You can bark everywhere».