[ياسمينة دمشق]

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are for nothing




If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy



If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad




If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics



If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting




If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:




So simple, yet so complex


So weak, yet so powerful




So confusing, yet so desirable

can't live with them..

can't live without them ...