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فاديا 17-03-2008 08:51 AM

Advices to end argument with your wife
 


Women usually use special statments in argument you should be careful and fully aware about


words women use...


1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.


8.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.




I hope that I could warn the men about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

أبوسيف 17-03-2008 01:53 PM

Assalamu alaykom wa rahmatu Allah wa barakatuh

Thank you sister for the lovely subject, it has a lot of humer in it that made me really laugh

I liked most the 4th point

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It

:)

Jazaki Allahu Khairan

silent whisper 17-03-2008 05:41 PM

thanks sister
realy nice to read this topic first i enter the forum again:)
god bless you

ashraf3h4 20-03-2008 01:31 PM

funny topic
thanks sister
may Allah accept you
and reward you paradise
really funny words
but is it true all the time
or sometimes?

فاديا 24-03-2008 09:33 PM

thanks brothers for your nice comments
God bless you


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